Conspiracy Theory :61908 New Honda FCX Clarity

Honda just revealed its new "zero" emission car. It runs on electricity, hydrogen and rice. This is the latest response to the war on global warming by cutting down on hazardous fumes being emitted by standard automobiles. The FCX only emits water vapor or as I like to think of it, poisonous acidic rain that hides in the clouds for 3 to 7 years. The FCX will begin production in California next month, of course it will only be available to rich movie stars and politicians who can actually afford acid proof umbrellas. The cars will be leased for about $600 per month and get around 720000000 miles per gallon. The biggest problem with the new FCX is refueling, but Honda isnt too worried about it because it will probably be around forty-five years before the first movie star will have to fill up. That being said there are only going to be about 200 models produced over the next five hundred years. Which is where my conspiracy alert comes from. Just remember America to pack an extra couple of layers the next time the weatherman calls for rain because it just might melt your flesh!